Thursday, January 8, 2009

Speaking of Humiliated Animals



"Ho! Ho! Ho! I'm so depressed," says Father Christmas Cat.

Also, I thought you would be interested to hear this- PBS is going to have a new show called "Dinosaur Train."

Dinosaur Train - new preschool CGI-animated series based on an agreement with the Jim Henson Company and PBS KIDS combining dinosaurs with trains to teach kids about natural science, history and paleontology. 40 30m episodes are in production to debut fall 2009.

I'm guessing they had a focus group get together and ask, "What do little boys like?" and the answer was "DINOSAURS!" and "TRAINS!" And then it was like, "OK, so let's combine the two into one glorious whole." TA-DA. That's how TV is made.

Love,
Zaradon

Saturday, January 3, 2009

The Most Sincere Apologies for Misinformation


Hi Zaradon,

I have to send you some sincere apologies for I have terribly mislead you. I remember telling you previously that Sadie, the youngest pup in our house was a "little slow" or a bit "mentally challenged". But this is not true. We had set up some hidden cameras in the wild (in the style of planet earth) and caught some very "human-like" footage of Sadie the Dog.

You see it first here Zara, Sadie wears underwear and pulls them down when she has to go # 2.

Sincerely,
D. Rex